Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her
Jill said "No", Jack said "So"
"I'll ram it in your dumper"

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So Jack ignored her flabby tits
And licked her asshole clean

Little Bo Beep fucked a sheep
Blew a horse, licked his feet
She ate his ass so very nice
Tongued his balls not once but twice

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating a pizza pie
He shit pepperoni, blew his friend Tony
And wiped his mouth on his tie

Mary had a little lamb
She kept in her backyard
When she took her panties off
His woolly dick got hard

Old King Cole was a merry old soul
A merry old soul was he
He chewed off his tit, ate his own shit
Washed it down with some tea

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
To get her old dog a snack
The cupboard was bare, she didn't despair
She let Rover munch on her crack

Peter Peter pumpkin eater
Knew a chick, but couldn't meet her
Saw her brother one fine day
Sucked his cock and now he's gay